The Oscars Suck: Chairgatin’ 2018 Movie Awards

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As a reminder of the Chairgatin’ Movie Awards, here is how it is orchestrated:

I have created 19 categories and have absolutely no limit on number of nominees. Unlike the stupid Oscars, my nominees are listed in order from best to worst for each category. This way, you know where the other films rank compared to each other. Most of the categories are pretty damn self-explanatory but others may only make sense in my dumb brain so let me explain those real quick:

Just like the best sequel category, some movies we do not need to see again. The Please Don’t Make a Sequel category isn’t necessarily the absolute worst movie of the year but it is a terribly awful movie with the potential for a sequel no one should want to see. The Most Overrated category also doesn’t mean it’s even a bad movie but it just doesn’t deserve all the hype it got (we’re looking at you Oscars nominees).

The Most Original Movie is for a movie concept or theme that we haven’t really seen before (so pretty much anything other than a super hero movie). Hardest Movies to Watch essentially means it’s surprisingly gruesome and gory. Most Compelling Plot is reserved for either a remarkably true story or one that directly deals with a real issue. The last interesting category that I’m fairly proud of is the Must Have Been Cloned in 2018, which refers to actors or actresses that we saw in a lot of shit and totally killed it.

So, without further ado; enjoy the second annual, Oscars Suck, Chairgatin’ 2018 Movie Awards.

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Best Movie of 2018

Winner: A Quiet Place
Overlord
Bad Times at the El Royale
Hereditary
Isle of Dogs
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A Star is Born

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Best Super Hero Movie of 2018

Winner: Avengers: Infinity War
Deadpool 2
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Black Panther
Venom

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Best Animated Movie of 2018

Winner: Isle of Dogs
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Incredibles 2
Teen Titans Go! To the Movies
Smallfoot

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Best Horror Movie of 2018

Winner: Hereditary
Halloween
Insidious: The Last Key
Suspiria
The Ritual

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Best Comedy Movie of 2018

Winner: Game Night
Deadpool 2
Blockers
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Tag
Super Troopers 2
The Happytime Murders

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Most Suspenseful Movie of 2018

Winner: A Quiet Place
Overlord
Unsane
Bad Samaritan
Searching

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Best Action Movie of 2018

Winner: Mission: Impossible – Fallout
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The Equalizer 2
Annihilation
Mandy

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Most Re-watchable Movie of 2018

Winner: Ready Player One
Deadpool 2
Overlord
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
Game Night
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Isle of Dogs
Blockers

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Best Acting of 2018

Winner: John Krasinski – Lee Abbott (A Quiet Place)
Toni Collette – Annie (Hereditary)
Emily Blunt – Evelyn Abbott (A Quiet Place)
Nicolas Cage – Red Ford (Mandy)
Bradley Cooper – Jack (A Star is Born)
Wyatt Russell – Ford (Overlord)
Chris Hemsworth – Billy Lee (Bad Times at the El Royale)
Claire Foy – Sawyer Valentini (Unsane)

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Most Underrated Movie of 2018

Winner: Upgrade
Searching
Bad Times at the El Royale
Bad Samaritan
Overlord
Unsane

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Most Overrated Movie of 2018

Winner: Bohemian Rhapsody
Black Panther
Crazy Rich Asians
Eighth Grade
The Greatest Showman

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Most Visually Stunning Movie of 2018

Winner: Mandy
Annihilation
Ready Player One
Hereditary
Bad Times at the El Royale
Suspiria

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Most Fun Movie of 2018

Winner: Overlord 
Deadpool 2
Ready Player One
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
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Best Sequel of 2018

Winner: Creed II
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
Deadpool 2
Incredibles 2
Avengers: Infinity War
Ant-Man and the Wasp
The Equalizer 2

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Please Don’t Make a Sequel

Winner: Fifty Shades Freed
Truth or Dare
Ocean’s Eight
The First Purge
Unfriended: Dark Web
The Strangers: Prey at Night

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Most Original Movie of 2018

Winner: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Mandy
Isle of Dogs
Ready Player One
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Searching
The Endless

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Hardest Movie to Watch of 2018

Winner: Suspiria
Overlord
Mandy
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Most Compelling Plot of 2018

Winner: Apostle
Outlaw King
Unsane
Searching
The Endless

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Must Have Been Cloned in 2018

Winner: Taissa Farmiga (What They Had, The Long Dumb Road, The Nun, We Have Always Live in the Castle, The Mule)
Michael Peña (A Wrinkle in Time, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Extinction, The Mule)
Chris Hemsworth (12 Strong, Avengers: Infinity War, Bad Times at the El Royale)
Josh Brolin (The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter, Avengers: Infinity War, Deadpool 2, Sicario: Day of the Soldado)
Michael B. Jordan (Black Panther, Fahrenheit 451, Kin, Creed II)

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